Ah, nearly forgot!

[reddragdiva]

Prisoner FF8282 is still in jail. And he doesn't like the food. And is no longer welcome at the cricket.

Update: Now active: ff8282. Remember to stay in correct style. There is also a handy icon.

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[marnameow.livejournal.com]

A plan forms in my head.

Updates on bad food and towels everyday, in super-bad prose. Not sure if it should be an archer-esque telling of someone else's day, or a mock-up of his own.

I rather like the idea of relating a standard day's happenings in the clipped, mostly bare, sometimes overblown sorry excuse for prose that ff8282 summons from the depths of somewhere really nasty.

" I travelled to work on the tube this morning - deeply unpleasant. I understand from Carole that a phone number on the site is incorrect. I strived to find it, but to no avail. Lunch was bland. "

[reddragdiva]

Should have a link to the relevant newspaper article.

You realise of course this would require actually reading some Archer to get the style right. *shudder

[marnameow.livejournal.com]

I read some choice extracts in Private Eye. I could probably manage to read a paragraph at a time, but any more than that would see my brain leaking out my ears and onto my rather pretty cardigan[1].

It's not that difficult a style to emulate, judging from what I've read. Y'see, he's not all that good a writer.

1. A really nice beige with copper-gold lace trimming.