reddragdiva | The horror. The horror.

ali_anarres' other purchases today were two CDs (Spectators by Wolfsheim and her own copy of Futureperfect by VNV), two books of Transmetropolitan ... and a DVD player and a copy of Queen Of The Damned. Oh God.

The only reason this is not the worst movie ever made is because I actually paid money at the cinema to see Battlefield Earth. It is very pretty. I didn't spot as many of my Melbourne cronies as I was hoping to. (To do so will require further viewings, and I really don't want to contemplate such just yet.) Stuart Townsend does much better as a shallow bloodsucker than I expected. If they had included every one of the deleted scenes, the movie might have made sense or something.

We coped with the aid of some of David's Blue Velvet Martini. As our brains tried to batter their way out of our skulls.

Ali: "This is not a film. It's a toy. It's the sort of thing you devise drinking games around."

At this moment, Ali is outside in the street playing with her poi. She's drunk, poi is addictive. You know how it is. Oh dear, now she's at it in the lounge.