Oct. 3rd, 2005

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I've just been reminded (by a post of [livejournal.com profile] mofette's) of a friend of my ex-fiancee who would speak of keeping a bottle opener hooked by a chain to her clit piercing so she could open bottles at parties by putting them up under her skirt and fiddling a bit. I don't know if she ever actually did this. I do know she did the one where she would go to nightclubs with a water-pistol full of water and another full of urine and squirt people with the one they deserved. "What can I say, it was Canberra."

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I am forced to admit that my lovely new Future Designs Neo/Matrix-styled leather coat ([1], [2]) really is just too big for me. It's a size XXL and it falls off my shoulders. Bother.

I paid £300 for it a few weeks ago. If anyone of somewhat larger shoulders and/or chest would like to buy it from me, they can have it for £280. Or if you buy an XL, I'll swap it for this one and make up the difference in cost (they're everywhere, it seems, usually for £300-350) plus twenty quid for it being slightly worn.

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It's Jewish New Year and we're at [livejournal.com profile] ruthi and [livejournal.com profile] oscarhocklee's place, eating ceremonial apples and honey and drinking copious earthly beer. I have had smoked beer (Rauchbier), cherry beer, Honeydew, Rochefort 10 and Fraoch heather beer. Liz survived De Koninck, her first beer in a week. Arkady had the Fraoch and Rochefort 10. Shana tovah!

Today has been frantic in its way. Neo is shitting copiously, having crapped on Liz's T-shirt and in a plastic bag in the spare room. He gets full points for actually crapping in a plastic bag. I've been carefully rationing his meat so he doesn't pig out.

Cookie's laptop is a 17" Vaio. It's a desktop replacement, i.e., you could put four legs on it and use it as a desk. 1920×1200, running Breezy beta. We tried putting my coat on him; it was comically small and has no hope of ever crossing his chest. I'm still keen to try it on Ingvar, Landmine and Lars.

I think I shall fall over very happily in a short while. Yes.

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