ZOMG WE'RE ON!!!1!09F911029D74E35BD84156C5635688C0!!

Things have definitely started, but they're taking ages. Three midwives showed up at 1am; arkady's at 1cm dilation right now with contractions lasting twenty seconds, so we're going to try to get some sleep and we'll call when they're getting over about forty seconds.

[Poll #978321]

Do the square thing.

Another midwife visit this morning, then we went down the shops to try to get Freda moving.

New Age fluffy bunny: "Oooh, when are you due?"
Monster Truck Pagan: "Some time today. I'm in labour right now, actually."
New Age fluffy bunny: "..."

She's very annoyed she can't find her "I'm blogging this" shirt. I'm going to listen to some old UK post-punk and try to get some rest. I've also been trying to keep this both sane and readable.