Oh maybe, oh maybe lie down.

[reddragdiva]

Polyshamory: They go with with anyone they like, but curiously veto their partner(s)' choices every time. Except of course with the hypothetical or unattainable. A slightly less extreme version is to only allow them to be with people less attractive than they perceive themselves to be.

Fauxsexual: Kisses the same sex in public, wouldn't give them head in private with a gun to their heads. Someone who gives bis a bad rep with gays.

(Shamelessly stolen from faerierhona.)

Update: You're all about the poofterism, but not one comment about polyshamory?

Comments

[faerierhona.livejournal.com]

I did hate it, until someone asked me pretty much the same as you asked above. It seems there isn't a better word, and the fauxmosexuals should just be labelled accurately :-)

[ladykathryn.livejournal.com]

"Bi and inexperienced" works, I think. Straight and gay folk aren't held to the "you have to have fucked 'em to know" standard, why should bisexuals be?

[faerierhona.livejournal.com]

as I said - it was the phrasing of the question - "thinks might like to" implies uncertainty, not knowledge

BTW, I am bi, but have never come across bicuroius being viewed negatively