Oh maybe, oh maybe lie down.

[reddragdiva]

Polyshamory: They go with with anyone they like, but curiously veto their partner(s)' choices every time. Except of course with the hypothetical or unattainable. A slightly less extreme version is to only allow them to be with people less attractive than they perceive themselves to be.

Fauxsexual: Kisses the same sex in public, wouldn't give them head in private with a gun to their heads. Someone who gives bis a bad rep with gays.

(Shamelessly stolen from faerierhona.)

Update: You're all about the poofterism, but not one comment about polyshamory?

Comments

Nobody uses the term hetereo-curious for straight virgins.

[mouseworks.livejournal.com]

Virgin. Virgin lesbian. Virgin bisexual. This one is easy. Everything else assumes that bi-curiousity has straight substrate and isn't lesbian girls seeing what the fuss is over boys or gay boys seeing if they can manage a girl.

Re: Nobody uses the term hetereo-curious for straight virgins.

[miss-soap.livejournal.com]

I'd never thought about it like that...

Re: Nobody uses the term hetereo-curious for straight virgins.

[reddragdiva]

They most certainly use the term 'straight-curious' for the primarily homosexual taking a walk on the straight side.

Re: Nobody uses the term hetereo-curious for straight virgins.

[mouseworks.livejournal.com]

Yeah, and what does that imply? If he fucks a woman, he's straight?

Semantics, it's not just for the average.

Re: Nobody uses the term hetereo-curious for straight virgins.

[reddragdiva]

"Yeah, and what does that imply?"

Ask them, not me. Presumably that they are traitors to the true homosexual way and, as filthy bis, should just fuck off. Or something.

Re: Nobody uses the term hetereo-curious for straight virgins.

[aidan-skinner.livejournal.com]

In fairness, it would help if we washed a bit more...

Re: Nobody uses the term hetereo-curious for straight virgins.

[mouseworks.livejournal.com]

Some women appear to fantasize that if Oscar Wilde would have only slept with them, he'd have straightened right out. We were talking about one of Wilde's biographers at brunch last week.