1st
02:35 pm

There are twelve people in the world. The rest are paste.

- 11 comments

2nd
03:37 pm

Not making it out this afternoon.

- 3 comments

3rd
09:37 pm

(I'm) stranded.

- 14 comments

5th
04:07 pm

My brain is an oasis to drink from as you please.

- 18 comments

6th
01:20 am

Pregnancy XKCD.

- 16 comments

8th
11:09 am

The A-Team with MC Hawking.

- 5 comments

9th
10:33 pm

Booze lens!

- 3 comments

11th
03:23 pm

Sting like a butterfly, float like a slug.

- 8 comments

13th
06:19 pm

Zoologists can now breed goths at will.

- 15 comments

09:56 pm

UK government pushes for ID cards for serial killers.



14th
07:34 pm

Icke, LaRouche: Diana killed in "vast conspiracy"



08:49 pm

Research: Uncyclopedia worker interruptions costly.

- 1 comment

11:57 pm

One times two times three splat.

- 3 comments

15th
07:15 am

Wishing.

- 25 comments

16th
10:59 pm

New records set in diamond-hard journalism.

- 4 comments

17th
09:14 pm

Was there anything I could do?

- 21 comments

18th
11:59 pm

Cat in Melbourne needs home!

- 5 comments

20th
12:35 pm

Not a soul around.

- 8 comments

05:27 pm

I am so bored I am going to do a 2006 meme.

- 5 comments

21st
02:37 pm

Not a cloud in the sky. They're all at ground level.

- 3 comments

07:33 pm

L. Ron Turkmenbashi passes to the next Operating Thetan level.



22nd
10:13 pm

John Littlerichard: Spare us the "People's Paparazzi" routine.

- 29 comments

23rd
07:07 pm

The good life never ends.

- 8 comments

25th
01:22 pm

Catnip stereo.

- 8 comments

08:11 pm

Global Tea for Peace held yesterday, completely successful.

- 1 comment

11:39 pm

Actually funny joke found in Christmas cracker.

- 20 comments

27th
12:45 am

Crop circles found on Mars.



01:41 pm

Forty "respec'" areas to be announced in UK.

- 8 comments

07:50 pm

Gerald Ford achieves light-footedness, rhythm.

- 4 comments

11:54 pm

Proper update entry.

- 34 comments

28th
11:55 pm

BlackBerry "essential tool for business deception."

- 9 comments

29th
11:55 pm

Wikimedia Foundation to introduce paid editing.

- 1 comment

30th
01:38 am

They finally did it. The fools, those damn fools!

- 34 comments

31st
08:32 pm

"Bungee Saddam" wins 2006 Political Ad Of The Year.

- 2 comments

08:36 pm

2006 may have invaded Poland in 1939, but it was always perfectly nice to me.

- 8 comments

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