- 1st
- 02:35 pm
There are twelve people in the world. The rest are paste.
- 11 comments
- 2nd
- 03:37 pm
Not making it out this afternoon.
- 3 comments
- 3rd
- 09:37 pm
(I'm) stranded.
- 14 comments
- 5th
- 04:07 pm
My brain is an oasis to drink from as you please.
- 18 comments
- 6th
- 01:20 am
Pregnancy XKCD.
- 16 comments
- 8th
- 11:09 am
The A-Team with MC Hawking.
- 5 comments
- 9th
- 10:33 pm
Booze lens!
- 3 comments
- 11th
- 03:23 pm
Sting like a butterfly, float like a slug.
- 8 comments
- 13th
- 06:19 pm
Zoologists can now breed goths at will.
- 15 comments
09:56 pmUK government pushes for ID cards for serial killers.
- 14th
- 07:34 pm
Icke, LaRouche: Diana killed in "vast conspiracy"
08:49 pmResearch: Uncyclopedia worker interruptions costly.
- 1 comment
11:57 pmOne times two times three splat.
- 3 comments
- 15th
- 07:15 am
Wishing.
- 25 comments
- 16th
- 10:59 pm
New records set in diamond-hard journalism.
- 4 comments
- 17th
- 09:14 pm
Was there anything I could do?
- 21 comments
- 18th
- 11:59 pm
Cat in Melbourne needs home!
- 5 comments
- 20th
- 12:35 pm
Not a soul around.
- 8 comments
05:27 pmI am so bored I am going to do a 2006 meme.
- 5 comments
- 21st
- 02:37 pm
Not a cloud in the sky. They're all at ground level.
- 3 comments
07:33 pmL. Ron Turkmenbashi passes to the next Operating Thetan level.
- 22nd
- 10:13 pm
John Littlerichard: Spare us the "People's Paparazzi" routine.
- 29 comments
- 23rd
- 07:07 pm
The good life never ends.
- 8 comments
- 25th
- 01:22 pm
Catnip stereo.
- 8 comments
08:11 pmGlobal Tea for Peace held yesterday, completely successful.
- 1 comment
11:39 pmActually funny joke found in Christmas cracker.
- 20 comments
- 27th
- 12:45 am
Crop circles found on Mars.
01:41 pmForty "respec'" areas to be announced in UK.
- 8 comments
07:50 pmGerald Ford achieves light-footedness, rhythm.
- 4 comments
11:54 pmProper update entry.
- 34 comments
- 28th
- 11:55 pm
BlackBerry "essential tool for business deception."
- 9 comments
- 29th
- 11:55 pm
Wikimedia Foundation to introduce paid editing.
- 1 comment
- 30th
- 01:38 am
They finally did it. The fools, those damn fools!
- 34 comments
- 31st
- 08:32 pm
"Bungee Saddam" wins 2006 Political Ad Of The Year.
- 2 comments
08:36 pm2006 may have invaded Poland in 1939, but it was always perfectly nice to me.
- 8 comments